Crazy Lecture 1 by Mr Su

Here we have 3 shoes. . . One similarity; all Puma Brand... It is the Classic unsung 'Mo Qi' we have in this inner circle. Oya, one leg not in the picture because she went back to school for revisions. So sad, but neccessary for her. Guess which foots belong to her Boyfriend? Wahaha...

I fear you two not!

Since now I am studying Management, Mr Su will give all of you a short lecture on the application of management function on Friendship.

You must first know the 4 main functions of management. They are; Planning, Organizing, Leading & Controlling. In a Friendship, you need to plan and organize. You need to know when is the next bonding session and what you are going to do. In short, we must strategize. ( O shit I gt stomachache. Nvm, gripping stomach continuing to write. . . Argh. . .) There are alot of cases whereby Friends just meet up and spend 30mins deciding where to go. STOP! This is a waste of precious time you knw? 30mins could hav gotten you to your final destination, or even a long sleep before you meet up. So U must plan and organize well!!! Set the Intenary right for the day!!! See my point?!! * Chalks flying* Oie!!! That boy or girl there!!! Yah you!!! Don't sleep! This is for your own good! Listen to the lecture, Basket!

Next, we must have a figurehead and a monitor in the group of Friends. This is because of the Leading and Controlling functions. Someone have to take a lead in some outings right. For instance, one guy stand up and ask, "Hey, You all want to go toilet or not huh?" Then 1 or 2 person will sure follow. See my point again??? That is why a figurehead in the Leading function is important. Moving on again... "Blam, Bang" You again!!! Be attentive! N bring me back my shoe i just thrown!!! Oya, sorry guys! Back to lesson. Last aspect of function, Controlling. This is rather important. You need to practise control in a group. Monitor the situation and control the actions being taken. If let's say I got a group of Fictional Friends going for fine dining @ some posh Hotel, one of them is named Jolyn. And while eating, Jolyn is laughing out so loud that it is attracting the attention of the riches in the restaurant. A very embarassed situation! And what kind of actions to be taken to stop that is call controlling. A good action that invovles the 4 functions should be... Plan how many friends to shut her up. Organize who is going to smack her, who is going to pour red wine on her and who is go to stuff that lobster head into her mouth. Leading, identify the Leader for the action, Weekeong and assitant leader, Guoqiang! Last but not least, Controlling, you need to manage the time needed to get all this shit done. Thank you! *Clap clap clap* Thank you, thank you! Class!!! Next Lecture please bring your girlfriends to class. It is 'Meet The Girlfriends Bonding session with the lecturer' If you don't have girlfriend, you are bar from exam. Thank you! Class Dimissed!

Hmm... the hype is getting over my head... Been blogging this whole week, some unnatural pushing factor... Hmm... But I just want to share my THOUGHTS!!! Lalalala, Ninja!!! Swoosh!!! Bang!!! Ouch!!! 4 criteria of a lame joke in making... Tell you next time!!! Essaysss, here I come!!!